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Don't you hate it when you open up your suitcase and all you remembered to pack was half of a human spine?

- Rickets

Give him a minute, he's trying to figure out if he's a dog.

- Rickets

Gotta 127 hours this bitch ... with half inch scissors.

- Rickets

I will never be an old lady. It's sad.

- Eeyore

I've been fantasizing about sleeping on that pit toilet the whole way down.

- Loopy

I'm just here for the momentary highs and then the long long lows.

- Mulan

Duh. There are different cereals for different occasions.

- Loopy

Happy birthday, prick.

- Eeyore

Well, I might have thrown my ear out.

- Rickets

She's an entrepreneur but I'm an amateur philanthropist.

- Ed

Oh nice, I've got my snow legs back! ... Oh Shit!

- Rickets